Federally-funded abstinence programs are awesome!

From www.democracynow.org:

Abstinence-Only Programs Spread Misinformation About AIDS & Abortion

A new Congressional report has found that many students participating in federally funded abstinence-only programs have been taught misleading and inaccurate information about abortion, homosexuality and AIDS. Students have been taught that abortion can lead to sterility and suicide, that half the gay male teenagers in the United States have tested positive for AIDS, and that touching a person's genitals can "result in pregnancy." This according to a report in the Washington Post. The Congressional report found that for the past three years, the Bush administration has been strongly promoting these abstinence programs even though they frequently relied on medically inaccurate or misleading information, often in direct contradiction to the findings of government scientists. The Congressional report examined the 13 most widely used abstinence-only curricula; only two of the program were deemed to be accurate. Democratic Congressman Henry Waxman of California said, "Something is seriously wrong when federal tax dollars are being used to mislead kids about basic health facts."

Touching a person's genitals can result in pregnancy?!?! Wow,I feel so ignorant for not realizing that my hands had holes in which sperm could pass through and reach my uterus via, I guess my bloodsteam? Or maybe, just maybe, my fingers actually have tubes that connect to my uterus, for the sole purpose of hand-job impregnation (which is fast becoming one of the leading ways 15-yr olds are getting impregnated these days).

Right on, Mr. Waxman. This is totally and completely fucked up. I am really starting to wonder if human beings are really moving horribly backwards through time. What's next? Are our kids going to start learning about how the world is flat and that the Earth is the center of the universe?