Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Good news for men who want sex changes...

from cnn.com today:

Male fish bear eggs in Potomac
Sewage or factory effluent may be cause of 'intersex' abnormality


SHARPSBURG, Maryland (AP) -- Male fish that are growing eggs have been found in the Potomac River near Sharpsburg, a sign that a little-understood type of pollution is spreading downstream from West Virginia, a federal scientist says.

The so-called intersex abnormality may be caused by pollutants from sewage plants, feedlots and factories that can interfere with animals' hormone systems, The Washington Post reported Sunday.

Nine male smallmouth bass taken from the Potomac near Sharpsburg, about 60 miles upstream from Washington, were found to have developed eggs inside their sex organs, said Vicki S. Blazer, a scientist overseeing the research for the U.S. Geological Survey.

Authorities say the problems are likely related to a class of pollutants called endocrine disruptors, which short-circuit animals' natural systems of hormone chemical messages.

Officials are awaiting the results of water-quality testing that might point to a specific chemical behind the fish problems, Blazer said.

"It certainly indicates something's going on," Blazer said of the new findings in Maryland. "But what, we don't know."

The Potomac River is the main source of drinking water for the Washington metropolitan area and many upstream communities. It provides about 75 percent of the water supply to the 3.6 million residents of Washington and its Maryland and Virginia suburbs.

Blazer, who works at a federal fish lab in Leetown, West Virginia., said she found the latest abnormalities last week while examining tissues from fish taken from the river near Sharpsburg.

The same symptoms had previously been found about 170 miles upstream, in the South Branch of the Potomac in Hardy County, West Virginia.

Blazer and other scientists discovered the problem there last year while investigating a rash of mass fish deaths.

U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service researchers are seeking money for a much larger study across the Potomac watershed.

Endocrine disruptors comprise a vast universe of pollutants capable of driving a hormone system haywire. Some are hormones themselves -- such as human estrogen from women taking birth-control pills or animal hormones washed downstream with manure -- that can pass through sewage plants untouched.

In Hardy County, officials were especially concerned about chicken waste from poultry farms.

Others endocrine disruptors are hormone "mimics" -- industrial chemicals or factory byproducts which confuse the body because they are chemically similar to natural hormones.

These pollutants are often found in very low concentrations, so until recently no equipment could detect them. But the first nationwide survey, in 1999 and 2000, found hormones in about 37 percent of streams tested.

Many scientists are concerned that people, as well as other animals, might be affected. "It's not good news that there's something that feminizes male fish in your water," said Gina Solomon, a senior scientist at the Natural Resources Defense Council.

But the Environmental Protection Agency has not set standards for many of these pollutants. Because of this, many drinking-water plants make no special efforts to remove them.

Authorities in West Virginia are investigating whether there is a link to higher rates of certain cancers in people there.

A recent survey of cancer in Hardy County, where some residents get drinking water from the South Branch, found rates of cancer of the liver, gallbladder, ovaries and uterus that were higher than the state average. All four cancers can in some cases grow faster in the presence of estrogen or chemicals that mimic it, cancer experts said.

"It is at least theoretically possible that those two concepts are worth thinking about side-by-side," said Alan Ducatman, chairman of the Department of Community Medicine at West Virginia University.

I don't even know where to begin with this one. The cancer thing is not funny at all, but, hell, whoever thought we'd be able to blame the hemophrodite thing on the water! How hysterical would it be if every man's worst fear (as illustrated on that one episode of "The Cosby Show" where all the guys give birth to various objects) suddenly became a reality (and in West Virginia nonetheless...as if that state doesn't have enough familial-related stereotypes to deal with already). I wonder if those child-bearing male fish get picked on as much as their male-with-female-qualities human counterparts. If that's not a killer sequel for "Finding Nemo," I don't know what would be.

Thursday, December 16, 2004

I'm converting...

I have to say that, while working in an office environment can normally be very boring and mundane...it's the best place in the world to be at Christmas time. Everyday we get packages of food delivered from various clients and such. Bagels, chocolates, GIGANTIC baskets of Christmas-time desserts...etc, etc, etc. I am currently noshing on a pecan bar from Heaven. I can't even imagine how much fatter I would have been as a teenager if I had been Christian and ate this stuff every year.
Let's not forget to mention Christmas parties and lunches. Last week was a small gathering thrown for our department with alcohol and various hors dourves (Bari, did I spell that right?), yesterday was the Secret Santa lunch with tons of Italian food and Secret Santa gifts (I got a Jem and the Holograms t-shirt!!!!!) and tonight is a giant Christmas bash for all of Home Entertainment and then we Creatives are going karaokeing afterwards.

I would like to take this time to personally thank Jesus for being born during this time of year. Without you, none of this would be possible. We'd all be Jews or Muslims (and some Eastern religions...but the Western world knows jack about their holidays, so for the purposes of this blog, they don't count). We'd be fasting for 40 days and then clients would send baskets of dreidels, crappy chocolate gelt, latkes and jello-molds (which I guess is pretty equivalent to fruit cake, without the bread carbs).

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Saturday, December 11, 2004

And THAT my friend, is cah-losure

Is it sad and pathetic that I am still so damaged from a relationship that ended a year and a half ago? Is it sad and pathetic that watching "Sex and the City" and hearing Aidan yell out to Carrie, "YOU BROKE MY HEART!" made me sob uncontrollably as I drove home, staring into my dashboard thinking about how incredibly broken I still am?

I am pretty convinced that the deadly combination of a complete and utter lack of closure and my inability to get over things has ruined me in the boyfriend department. Part of me really wants one, but another part is smarter and says that I need to concentrate on myself for a while. That smart part needs to do a better job at reminding me not to watch "Sex and the City." I don't really even think about Joe that much anymore and I really have moved on...for the most part. But, every so often, all these "what ifs" pop into my head, the most prominent being "What if I just saw him, out of the blue (which would never, ever happen)? What would I do?" I can never answer that one. It's something I always wish would happen...probably because I am so starving for closure.

I wish they sold closure on Amazon. I'd ask for it for Hannukah.

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Save Christmas!!

Ok, so this "separation between church and state" thing is going a little too far now (well, not just now, I am sure the topic I am about to discuss has been an issue for some time now, but anyway). In Maplewood, NJ, the Columbia High School brass ensemble is not allowed to play any Christmas songs as part of their repetoire.
"Holiday celebrations where Christian music is being sung make people feel different," said Mark Brownstein, a Maplewood parent. "And because it is such a majority, it makes the minority feel uncomfortable."
Also, AOL.com has a poll question up that asks: "Should religion be included in public holiday celebrations?"

Now..if religion was taken out of these holiday celebrations...what holidays would we be celebrating? Without Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa etc, this time of year would mean nothing except that the calendar's about to advance a year. And, in my opinion, the only reason we even celebrate winter and snow as enthusiastically as we do is because of Christmas. I had a conversation with a coworker the other day about her past experiences with Christmas carolling. I was talking about how I'd never really experienced it before (as in, a group of people showing up at my door and singing "Oh Holy Night") and she was telling me about the time she and her friends ran around town in 8th grade singing to people. Being that Cherry Hill was pretty much half Jewish, Christmas songs weren't really so abounding, unless you were listening to B101. She was mentioning songs, like "Frosty the Snowman" and such and I came to realize that, eventhough there is no mention of Christmas, Jesus, Santa or even reindeer in there at all, I've still always lumped it in there as a Christmas song.
So, anyway, taking religion out of holiday celebrations would effectively take the holidays out of the celebrations, and all we'd be left with is a parade celebrating the fact that everyone is walking around freezing their asses off.
As for taking Christmas out of the public spectrum...it's stupid. Sure, it's a religious holiday, but its an extremely prominant one, one that has become such a great tradition in American society. I mean, come on...unless you are at the mall...people are generally much nicer around Christmas...so more power to it!
As for the guy above who is saying hearing Christmas songs makes him feel different or whatever...when it comes down to it, Christmas music just kicks Hannukah music's ass. If we wrote better Hannukah music, I'm sure it'd be played all over the place. But, come on..."The Dreidel Song" is for 3 year olds and "Sivivon" is really quite mean sounding and not so cheerful (oh, and also, Christmas music is in English (well, except "Feliz Navidad"...damn, that's one catchy-ass tune!)).

I had more planned to say about this topic earlier, but I have to get off the computer now, so I guess we're all stuck with this. But, either way, the moral of the story is...long live Christmas (but praising God in the Pledge of Allegiance can go...)

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Federally-funded abstinence programs are awesome!

From www.democracynow.org:

Abstinence-Only Programs Spread Misinformation About AIDS & Abortion

A new Congressional report has found that many students participating in federally funded abstinence-only programs have been taught misleading and inaccurate information about abortion, homosexuality and AIDS. Students have been taught that abortion can lead to sterility and suicide, that half the gay male teenagers in the United States have tested positive for AIDS, and that touching a person's genitals can "result in pregnancy." This according to a report in the Washington Post. The Congressional report found that for the past three years, the Bush administration has been strongly promoting these abstinence programs even though they frequently relied on medically inaccurate or misleading information, often in direct contradiction to the findings of government scientists. The Congressional report examined the 13 most widely used abstinence-only curricula; only two of the program were deemed to be accurate. Democratic Congressman Henry Waxman of California said, "Something is seriously wrong when federal tax dollars are being used to mislead kids about basic health facts."


Touching a person's genitals can result in pregnancy?!?! Wow,I feel so ignorant for not realizing that my hands had holes in which sperm could pass through and reach my uterus via, I guess my bloodsteam? Or maybe, just maybe, my fingers actually have tubes that connect to my uterus, for the sole purpose of hand-job impregnation (which is fast becoming one of the leading ways 15-yr olds are getting impregnated these days).

Right on, Mr. Waxman. This is totally and completely fucked up. I am really starting to wonder if human beings are really moving horribly backwards through time. What's next? Are our kids going to start learning about how the world is flat and that the Earth is the center of the universe?