Friday, January 14, 2005

I don't get it...I really don't

"Sometimes, words have consequences you don't intend them to mean. 'Bring 'em on' is the classic example, when I was really trying to rally the troops and make it clear to them that I fully understood, you know, what a great job they were doing. And those words had an unintended consequence. It kind of, some interpreted it to be defiance in the face of danger. That certainly wasn't the case." ~ President Bush - Thursday January 13, 2005

Well, it's great to hear that the newly re-elected President of the United States has finally learned this important lesson that the rest of us learned in elementary school. Words have consequences...who woulda' thunk it?
Has anyone been keeping a tally on how many times the President has apologized for major mistakes in the past 4 years? It really feels like Bush is the husband that cheats all the time and we are the wife that keeps taking him back after he smoothly apologizes to us and lures us back into bed with his charms, even though we know our lives would better if we would just get a divorce.
"Well, it seems we were wrong about those weapons of mass destruction after all. I'm real sorry about that. I was just trying to protect your freedom. You know I love you." [close up on the puppy dog eyes, endearing chuckle, "waaah waaaahh" music, laughter from audience, shot of family smiling and hugging, end scene]

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're an idiot Bari. He keeps apologizing because idiots like you are too blind to understand. He's the fucking President and all you can do is say he apologizes too much. Maybe if he didn't have morons like you to bash on him he wouldn't bother trying to pacify you. Who are you to second guess him? You're half-assed excuses don't mean anything in the real world. You dimwit.

Sylvana said...

I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!!