So far today has been a pretty funny day ( I spent a good 10 minutes laughing so hard and keeping it quiet that I started to get tears in my eyes and cramps in my stomach).
Lots of the DVDs I put into this database come in various different formats...such as French DVDs. So, there are French titles listed and I send them to Bari so she can translate them....just for kicks (it's not like it's a challenge or anything, it's just something to break up the monotiny of the day). This morning was Hello Kitty's time to shine...as she and her 79,839 DVDs took up a good chunk of my time.
According to these DVDs, Hello Kitty is a very versatile feline. She does all sorts of crap, like Saving the Day, Playing Pretend, Telling Fairytales, Going to the Movies...hell, she even Becomes a Princess. Little do people know...she also does a lot of other, way more controversial things that Sanrio doesn't want you to know about. Somehow, being the super-sleuth that I am, I was able to expose Hello Kitty for the horrible animal that she is. And here for your trivia pleasure are some of those DVDs Sanrio has been covering up all these years....in French! Try to translate them on your own and then check out the answers at the bottom of this post! Ooooh, Fun!
1) Hello Kitty construit les armes nucléaires.
2) Hello Kitty soulève l'alerte de terreur.
3) Hello Kitty trouve les armes de destruction massive.
4) Hello Kitty surdosage sur E à un éloge avec les jumelles de Bush.
5) Hello Kitty course pour la siege de senat du Missouri et perd a un homme mort mais elle devienne ministre de la justice des Etats-Unis.
1) Hello Kitty builds nuclear weapons.
2) Hello Kitty raises the terror alert.
3) Hello Kitty finds weapons of mass destruction.
4) Hello Kitty overdoses on E at a rave with the Bush Twins.
5) Hello Kitty runs for Missouri Senate, loses to a dead guy and becomes US Attorney General.
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